She Heard A Strange Buzzing Noise From Her Daughter’s Bedroom. But What Followed Is Hilarious.

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As a woman passed her daughter’s closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzling noise coming from within… Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator.

Woman[shocked]: “What in the world are you doing?”

Daughter: “Mom, I’m 35 years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I’ll ever get to a husband. Please go away and leave me alone.”

The next day, the girl’s father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering theroom, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.

To his query as what she’s doing, the daughter said: “Dad, I’m 35 years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I’ll ever get to a husband. Please go away and leave me alone.”

A couple of days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter and heard dat buzzling noise coming from, of all
places, the room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.

The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.. The wife asked:”What the **** are you doing?”

The husband replied: “I’m watching football with my son-in-law!”

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